Get ready to not feel like shit!
Look, I love food.
I’m sorry I don’t think you read that properly ((AHEM))
I LOVE THE FUCK OUT OF FOOD BITCH!
Got that? OK, i now need to be put in check because the couple of pounds i have put on have turned out to be all 60 that i lost 6 years ago, Capiche?
Considering you need to lose that gut yourself, we should try this together. We can digitally hold hands or whatever it is to help you lose the weight.
So lets get started:
1. Follow Us : So we know you are participating- even if you only want to lose 6 Lbs (really?!? I’m totally jealous)
2. sign up for a free account at : Calorie Count (don’t be lazy dumbass, just fill it out so we can get on with our lives- no soul selling necessary)
3. join the forum : Tumblrs Biggest Loser Support Board
That’s it guy! 3 steps to start looking and feeling good!
